May 2013
likeslothstoflames:
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
wordswordsworlds:
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
royalteens:
i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
dampsandwich:
pizz4s:
dampsandwich:
pizz4s:
soap sandwich
thank you
for what
washing me
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
windydude:
it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours
cyberdepressed:
if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
considerablybigben:
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
petparent:
Please tag your opinions as wrong
