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hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
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“A fly landed near him.”
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this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
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Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
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