likeslothstoflames:

hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

“A fly landed near him.”  Submitted By:  Carey B.Location:  California, United States

tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
theanti90smovement:

thank you for understanding 

wordswordsworlds:

Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just

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royalteens:

i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat

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