"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

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veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

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mollysoda:

this is my fav gif ever
thatfunnyblog:

Spiderman